Jake Plummer to Bucs: "Suck It!"

A day after trade rumors swirled around Bronco's QB Jake Plummer, one time owner of the "I can grow mass amounts of facial hair and look like a douche bag" award (Kyle Orton of the Bears stole that crown this season), and the Tampa Bay Bucs, Plummer has said he would rather retire than play for Tampa.


I've got news for you Jake: You were never that good, and surly not good enough to decide where your team TRADES you. If your team wants to send you to the land of Beaches and Boobs, TAKE THE GIFT THEY'VE GIVEN YOU AND RETIRE. Jackass.