Help a Brotha Out...

Ok, check it out. Since you love us like a fat kid loves Ho-Ho’s, we gotta come to you for a favor. We’re asking for our reader’s assistance, that you guys who look at this page and say, “Fuck me. These guys are out of their goddamn fucking minds. But I like it,” to tell the world we exist.

Just a few points to hit on before you stop reading this and say “fuck these pricks.”

1. We do this for you. Yup. We write this shit to make you people laugh. There’s no point in doing this if no one’s reading. And according to the stats we see, we’re getting some recognition. And it appears it’s not only our other fucked up friends reading, we’re getting hits around the world.

2. We’re not getting rich from this. Shit, we’re actually risking our careers by using company internet service, not to mention company time, posting these verbal assaults to try and get a rise out of you guys.

3. The world’s full of Blogs. Any jagoff with a keyboard, a mouse, and a dial tone can send his thoughts, feelings, and overlooked concerns out into cyberspace for any other shitprick to read. But WE take this shit seriously and try to keep our content fresh, funny, current, and most of all, witty.

So what are we looking for you to do? Why am I coming to you, Joe Reader, on my hands and knees like a crack whore? Well, it’s time for the 2007 BLOGGIES. Nominations are being accepted until TOMORROW, January 10, 2007.

YES, WE’RE RUNNING A BIT FUCKING LATE. But I want to make one huge 26 hour push and see if we can’t make this happen.

Here’s the skinny:

From now until 10:00 PM Eastern Standard Time (GMT-5) on Wednesday, January 10, 2005, anyone can nominate their favorite weblogs.

That Saturday, January 13, three panels of 50 voters will receive an e-mail. It will list the weblogs that have receieved the most nominations in ten categories. They will have until 10:00 PM EST on Thursday, January 18 to privately submit their five favorites (six for Weblog of the Year) for each category. The five (or six for Weblog of the Year) receiving the most votes will become finalists. I (Nikolai Nolan) will only vote for the panel in the case of a tie for fifth place. This panel is on an opt-in policy; there is a checkbox on this form for it.

On Monday, January 22, the finalists will be announced and voting will be open again to choose the winners.

So what it boils down to is this: If you’ve got 2 minutes to fuck off and fill this out, do it for us, will ya? We're going to make the big push.

VOTE HERE!

As always, thanks for reading. Tell a friend about The Monday AM QB!