Pokey Chatman in trouble for Poking, Chatting up (not a) Man on her own team

Pokey Chatman called it quits, resigning as Louisiana State's head women's basketball coach two days ago after the university sniffed out something fishy...perhaps literally.

Pokey was busted by University officials for allegedly engaging in an inappropriate sexual relationship with a former Tigress she used to coach.

Chatman went 90-14 as LSU's head coach, while simultaneously going 1-0 as an infiltrator of 20-year old college hoo-ha.

Dana "Pokey" Chatman (left) is seen here in a rare
non-lesbian moment coaxing wood into an upright
and firm position. The LSU head women's
basketball coach resigned after it was revealed
that she became sexually involved with a former
LSU Lady Tiger that played under her during
her tenure as coach.

Seriously, some women need to just keep it in their pants.

...or keep them in their blouses -- whatever it is lesbian basketball coaches need to do to act appropriately with their female athletes. Between Pat Summitt dressing up like a Volunteer cheerleader and topping the world's most fallible human pyramid and Pokey Chatman getting caught with her hand in her player's honeypot, I'm just waiting for the next big thing to happen in NCAA women's basketball that I can comment on.

They say these types of things "come in threes," but the AP article states that Pokey was only involved with one former athlete, which may nullify the cliche (and my unexplainable fantasy) entirely.