NEWSFLASH: Women Have no Sense of Direction

AP is reporting that a 61-year-old ROOKIE Musher in the Alaskan Iditarod has made a wrong turn and has been spotted some 19 miles off course after completing a quarter of the 1100 mile dog sled race.

"Fuck this, I'm taking a nap. She's lost...again..."

After failing to make it to a checkpoint, searchers were sent out on snowmobile and by air to locate Deborah Bicknell. She was spotted on a trail utilized in years past, some 19 miles off course. Officials said they could disqualify her, but will let her press on if she makes it back to the next checkpoint.