MAMQB Editor-in-Chief and Staff Writer RHINO hiding his blood shot eyes from the
patrons at the MGM Grand during a 3 day bender on Super Bowl Weekend.
Happy Birthday Pal. It's not every day that you get an opportunity to publicly humiliate a friend, so let me take advantage of the opportunity.
We started our causing trouble back in '98 on campus at EIU.
From emergency phone calls requiring hazmat style cleanup efforts to hide evidence of a drunken evening to punches in a pretty Mexican girl’s throat.
After naked parties and sleeping with an inflated black condom on my couch.
From sexy ankles to Jenna the Beer Bong.
...Purple Eyes to skinny little freshmen chicks with poor complexion.
...Topless golfing to the Willie Roll.
...Chubbies to Joeys.
...Nights in K3 to Suited up in Vegas.
...My wedding to yours.
Between Park Place and Baker Apartments.
We've done some damage.
I hope the next years can bring some of the good times the past 8 have.
Enjoy your birthday.
Here's to many more, and if not, may you go with your bride by your side, a smile on your face, and a triple Captain and Sprite in your hand.
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