Tuck & Run

This morning it is being reported that Indian female runner Santhi Soundararajan has failed a GENDER test. Soundararajan, 25, took the Silver Medal in the 800m at the Asian Games in Doha on December 9th, but will likely be stripped of the medal following the results of this test.

I didn’t know there was even such a test. How did it go from doping to trying to hide your sex? And how do these people try and hide it? You can only “tuck” so much, and during a thorough examination, the old MANgina would be unmistakable.

I wonder what tipped off the testing committee. Did they realize something wasn’t right when she went to take the piss test and whipped out a DICK? And better yet, this isn’t the first time this has happened with an Indian athlete. In 1999 a woman on the Indian state football team failed a gender test and was removed.