Monday, December 18, 2006

Trouble in the Meadowlands?

Is Archie Manning ready to Bitch Slap Coughlin?



The role that Archie Manning plays in the football life of his son Eli has been widely publicized. In 2004 when it came time for his young son to make the move from college ball at Ole Miss to the NFL, Archie Manning made it quite clear he didn’t want his soon-to-be super star son playing for a loser. Like the San Diego Chargers, who just so happened to hold the first pick.

So Archie instructed Eli’s agent, Tom Condon, to get in touch with the people in San Diego and instruct them to look past Eli on Draft day. Condon followed his client’s father’s wishes and added a tidbit of his own…that Eli would be better suited under center in New York with the Giants.

On draft day Commissioner Tagliabue approached the podium to announce the first pick. When he read Eli’s name the room filled with boos and disbelief. After posing for a few pictures with a Chargers jersey but refusing to put on a Chargers hat, Eli sat down for a press conference where he proceeded to announce that he would not play for San Diego. He decided football was not for him and he was going to pursue a degree in law.

Later that morning, after the New York Giants had selected Phillip Rivers with the fourth overall pick, a trade was announced. Eli was heading to New York after all.

Fast forward two years.

San Diego is the best team in the AFC. Phillip Rivers is at the helm of a passing attack made possible by the running of another ex-San Diego holdout LaDainian Tomlinson. The Chargers are coasting through the AFC with their sights on a trip to the Super Bowl.

And young Eli?

He’s completing his second season as the Giants quarterback. Currently the NYG are .500, third place in the NFC East, losing five of their last six games, and barely holding onto hopes of a wild card. And Mr. Manning’s stats? He’s thrown 6 INT’s and 7 TD’s in his last 8 games, and is making poor decisions that are starting to cost his team games.

After Sunday’s loss to the Eagles in which Eli threw a late interception leading to a Philly TD, coach Tom Coughlin said, “He should have seen it. He's in the shotgun. He has a good chance to see it. I think his attention is drawn off to the left. He doesn't see it. It happens. But you'd like to think he'd hit the hot receiver and maybe make 5 or 6 yards and have it be second down instead of a turnover."

Seems like Coughlin is starting to get frustrated with his quarterback’s play. This is the second time this season he has openly made comments directed at Eli’s inability to get the job done on the field.

With words starting to fly, Coughlin better look out. Archie’s not going to stand for that kind of talk about his son. Stay tuned to the situation in the Meadowlands.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

All I have to say is what goes around comes around. Eli was a baby on draft day and his daddy acted like a major pussy. Wahh, we don't want to go to San Diego! Wahh, we won't play for you! Trade us now! Well Eli, all I can say is fuck you! The draft is structured the way it is so the bad teams get better, NOT so college prima donnas such as yourself can choose where you go. I for one am glad to see you and your team suck panda dick! And the icing on the cake? Phillip Rivers is looking to be 10x the QB you'll ever be and will probably win more than you'll ever win!

Rhino said...

Agreed, oh Rude One. Quarterback holdouts are weak sauce. What have they proven during games other than they can identify a basic college defensive scheme or have their fullback pick up a blitz?

As much as I love NCAA football, the best QBs in the NCAA rarely go on to be great NFL QB's because the difference in the two leagues is so dynamic. College helps QBs master the fundamentals, but the NFL teaches a whole new mental approach to the game.

Just check out our latest list of old-school Heisman-hopefuls and tell me where they stand in the NFL right now:

1. "Sexy" Rexy Grossman
2. "Hollywood" Matt Leinart
3. Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick
4. Eric "Husk You!" Crouch
5. Chris "Not Quite Phil" Simms
6. Ken "Craig Krenzel put up better numbers than me" Dorsey
7. Joey "the new Dante" Harrington
8. Jason "At least I didn't work at a shady car dealership" White
9. Aaron "The even more fundamentally unsound cousin" Rodgers
10. Carson "I haven't been arrested in Cincy yet" Palmer

Point taken?

Eli's getting his just desserts for being a pansy-ass. Too bad he didn't actually become a lawyer...he could have sued himself for breech of contract after he realized he wasn't a legitimate first-round pick.