Friday, December 22, 2006

Pickled Marlin

Marlins pitcher Dontrelle Willis was arrested at 4:30am this morning on SUSPICION of Drunk Driving.


FUCK! They got me!

What was the cause of the traffic stop you ask?

An officer spotted Willis, 24, pull is black Bently over, get out, and start urinating in the middle of the road. When approached by officers, his intoxicated state became evident and Mr. Willis was placed under arrest. He refused to take a breath test at the station and was transported to Miami-Dade County Jail.

WHAT THE FUCK? Stop your Bently in the middle of the road to take a leak? That's shit the writers of this blog would pull, minus the Bently of course. When will these super star millionaire athletes stay out of trouble? Watch this story, it could get better....

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